Once upon a just now, there were two fair maidens abiding innocently in their abode. They decided to research the human infallibilities by watching a moving picture called Le Miserables.
ok but for reals yo
So we were just watching Le Mis. minding our own bees-wax when all of a sudden there is a knock on the door. So I go and open the door just thinking it was going to be someone in the ward right? WRONG
It was these two random guys that I have never before clapped eyes upon in my whole breathing moments since birth.
The guy farthest from the threshold said "Dude is that her" and i'm like "Who?" and he's like "Yea thats totally her" and I'm like "Who are you?" and he's like "Don't you recognize me?" and I'm like freaking out and OBVIOUSLY terrified so i'm shaking my head no and he gets all mad and his friend says "Maybe its not her are you sure?" and he's like "Yea I'm sure," then he turns to me and says "You know, sandlot, pizza" and I'm like What the heck man I dont know you but i just shake my head and he's like "Well fine maybe we should go somewhere, where the people actually know us" WOW isn't that a NOVEL Idea?!!! but NO they stayed their trying to make me feel bad for not knowing him
and i'm like "I dont know you" and he's like "When was the last time you watched the sandlot" and i'm just shaking my head and he's like "Oh...maybe its not you" and i'm like "I dont think so" and I think at this point he realizes that I'm not this person he thinks I am and so he laughs and says
"So whats your name?" "What are you watching" "Wanna make us pizza?"
Really? You think I'm going to make you pizza? I DONT KNOW YOU!!
but all I really said was
"No." so then they left.
It was awkward
but Shannon thought it was hilarious
It was weird
and kind of hilarious
The End.
Did that really happen? What weird awkward males exist in this world. Clearly no body form our own gender would pull such a stunt. At least I hope not. Even if the movie is Pride and Prejudice and the treat is brownies, no girl would ever do that. Weird . . .
ReplyDeleteIt fer seriously happened. Yea...it was very strange to say the least, and i at least know that I will never do such a thing but there are probably girls who do or have done such a thing as well
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