Cuerpo

So this one time my body was all like, "oh hey there Kelsey, Guess What!!!" and I was all, "What?!" and it was like "I decided to be really cool and make it so you have to be good to me otherwise you suffer intense pain, isn't that cool, I'm like totally in control of you and am basically your master and you are now my slave MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucker" and I was like ,"ah-whaaa-huh?" So I decided, "Hey I'm in college, which means I wont sleep enough" but then my body was like "Whoa whoa whoa Kelsey, take it easy there partner, you know how much I love my sleep, so how about I give you a real bad headache, that'll teach ya to mess with me!" Then I was like, ok fine I'll sleep, sheesh you don't have to be so mean about it. What a Jerk! Then later I'm all, "So I'm in college, and I don't have a lot of time, so maybe I'll just eat some bad food cause its real quick and tastey. Then my body responds with a "Ok really? You're going to dump that crap in me? Don't you know I only like organic stuff now because I think i'm better than the world, but I'm not a vegan because everyone knows thats just silly, so guess what I'm going to do to punish you, oh wait you guess it CRIPPLING MIGRAINE ! take that you!" and I'm like "Oh man body, why are you so cruel? why cant we just get a long any more?" and my body is like "We would get a long a lot better if you would just listen to me." So I decide fine I'll be an obedient little slave, and I am doing so good when out of the blue the weather changes and my body is like "Oh no whats this? I dont understand why weather changes? Its so....not Arizonian, where am I ahhhhhhh" and it totally freaked out and accidentally gave me a headache. And I'm here thinking "Wow body, I was being so good to you, why you gotta be like this" and my body is like "What are you talking about? You be good to me, pfft I am being good to you, because I am forcing you to take care of me which in turn takes care of you!" And i'm like "Whoaaa I dont think I understand" that was so deep.

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