APARANTLY
I say awkward things to people
this has happened more than once but here is a prime example...
so lets take tonight for instance
we went to go see TRON 3D in the dollar theatre
The lady selling the tickets had one of those coins from pirates of the carribean so I see it and say
"Oh, pirates of the Carribean" and she says "Yea" and i say "Are you cursed?" and she looked at me so confused.
IN MY DEFENSE:
It makes perfect sense! I mean the whole premise of the movie was that they stole those coins which are cursed and made them cursed until they returned all the coins.
another example...
During Tron one of the characters...lets call him TRON makes these weird growling/purring/rumbling noises, very animal-esque right? so I said,
"Oh my gosh, Tron is totally a raptor.....or kitty"
another example...
During Peter Pan, Kat was a dresser and she was over fixing some shoes
"Kat are you a cobbler?"
"Yes I am"
"Do you cobble in Copen Hagen?"
"...Yes, I do"
"Are you Hans Christian Andersen?"
another example....
in the Hfac me and Mallory saw Carter..he was sitting on the wrong side of the Hfac, so we questioned him, his response was he was waiting for a friend who was in the bathroom, after conversing his friend comes back and we get introduced,
Carter: "This is my friend ****"
Me: "Oh, the one that was in the bathroom!"
Friend: "..yeaaaaa I didn't really want everyone to know that I was going to the bathroom"
Carter: "Sorry I didn't think they'd still be here when you got back"
this is only a very very small percentage of the ridiculous things I say to people....
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