Farey Tails

Fairy Tales

So this one time, there was this troll who lived in a tower. She was the ugliest troll that she had ever known, because she didn't know any other trolls, so she was also the prettiest. Weird huh? Well anyways this troll who lived in a tower she decided she was going to give herself a makeover. She looked at the all pretty magazines of the nymphs that lived in the woods near her (she had a subscription. She decided the thing that made her "ugly" was her heels. She had the ugliest feet in the world she thought. So one day while the nymphs were having a barbecue, she fixed up her heels so gorgeous that no one would likely recognize her. So she crashed their barbecue and did as normal troll custom - jumping on the tables and stomping in all the food, throwing stuff at people, and screaming her mad-dog scream. She thought the party was a blast, but for some reason the nymphs all left. They probably were just so ashamed that their heels were so ugly in comparison to the troll's that they left to hide them from the world. Feeling confident, the troll decided she needed a job, because keeping up the look of her heels was an expensive thing. So she found the nearest bridge and started taking toll. And thats how babies are born
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